privacy policy

GDPR hit the streets and changed the way businesses need to handle your data. I wanted to reassure you that I have been busy shredding the old paperwork and I have made sure your data is safer as the gold reserves inside Fort Knox.


There is more chance of me sharing my food than me sharing your data with any third parties. When you share your data with me it will remain safely in my care unless you advise me that you would like me to delete it. The only exception to this would be if were asked by the police to provide information to comply with any court order, law, or legal process. So try not to break the law.

If you would like to review, change, or delete your personal information please email me at


I have implemented measures designed to protect your personal information from accidental loss and unauthorised access, use, alteration, and disclosure. This includes not saving any data onto a memory stick and using a VPN which plays a crucial role in the privacy and security of your data.


If I share any external links with you then I do in the good faith that these are safe and trustworthy (unlike my ex-husband) however, I can not be held liable for any damages or implications caused by your visiting any external links.


Just like all websites, mine uses cookies to measure traffic visits to my site, which pages are visited, and to tell the difference between those who like to pop back and the newbies. I use Google Analytics but no, I don’t know who you are and I am not able to track you either. Google ensures this information is anonymous.


I may update this privacy policy from time to time. If I make material changes to how I treat your personal information, I will notify you through a notice on the website homepage.


If you have any questions or concerns about this privacy policy you may contact me at or reach out using the contact form.